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Knowing there's was no way to escape the house fire, I desparately called out to my dog, my best friend, my companion through everything bad that had ever happened to me, hoping I could somehow protect him as long as possible so maybe, just maybe he would survive."

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My inner voice kept telling me that it was a bad idea to write about the schizophrenic horror writer who's other personality is a killer.

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Held tightly in the darkness, arms and legs useless against the pressure, I had the unexpected thought that it wasn't as bad in here as I expected.

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Bloody, exhausted, unable to speak after the violent fight to save the infected masses, I wish I could utter a single line from the old Monty Python movie to let my team know I'll be OK.

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My jobs have included construction, veterinary assistant, butcher's helper, crime scene cleaner, and most recently an EMT.

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Bodies were piling up by the thousands as we swarmed the enemy shelters, transports, and walkways, all of us eager to destroy the creatures that had somehow come to dominate our world.

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Today everything's messed up, nothing's going right, and it feels like my life is just a part in a badly written movie.

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Finally a person has come to me to let me bless them, to still their fears, to take away their anxieties and pains, to help them relax for the rest of their their days.

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"Why me?" I thought when my car's fuel tank started leaking gasoline during a refill.

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Staring at a portrait of Ray Bradbury I wonder "How would you make a two sentence horror story?"

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Knowing there's was no way to escape the house fire, I desparately called out to my dog, my best friend, my companion through everything bad that had ever happened to me, hoping I could somehow protect him as long as possible so maybe, just maybe he would survive."	8503
My inner voice kept telling me that it was a bad idea to write about the schizophrenic horror writer who's other personality is a killer.	159
Held tightly in the darkness, arms and legs useless against the pressure, I had the unexpected thought that it wasn't as bad in here as I expected.	157
Bloody, exhausted, unable to speak after the violent fight to save the infected masses, I wish I could utter a single line from the old Monty Python movie to let my team know I'll be OK.	25
My jobs have included construction, veterinary assistant, butcher's helper, crime scene cleaner, and most recently an EMT.	24
Bodies were piling up by the thousands as we swarmed the enemy shelters, transports, and walkways, all of us eager to destroy the creatures that had somehow come to dominate our world.	24
Today everything's messed up, nothing's going right, and it feels like my life is just a part in a badly written movie.	23
Finally a person has come to me to let me bless them, to still their fears, to take away their anxieties and pains, to help them relax for the rest of their their days.	18
"Why me?" I thought when my car's fuel tank started leaking gasoline during a refill.	14
Staring at a portrait of Ray Bradbury I wonder "How would you make a two sentence horror story?"	8