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My jobs have included construction, veterinary assistant, butcher's helper, crime scene cleaner, and most recently an EMT.

24 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Bodies were piling up by the thousands as we swarmed the enemy shelters, transports, and walkways, all of us eager to destroy the creatures that had somehow come to dominate our world.

24 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Today everything's messed up, nothing's going right, and it feels like my life is just a part in a badly written movie.

23 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Finally a person has come to me to let me bless them, to still their fears, to take away their anxieties and pains, to help them relax for the rest of their their days.

18 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Last week I lost my job as a telephone psychic.

15 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"Why me?" I thought when my car's fuel tank started leaking gasoline during a refill.

14 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Gaia threw me out so fast I almost forgot to collect my demonstrator and the catalog of floor cleaning equipment.

12 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I bought a new computer and software specially designed to detect extraterrestrial life.

11 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Silent but deadly, the fart monster approaches

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Staring at a portrait of Ray Bradbury I wonder "How would you make a two sentence horror story?"

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My jobs have included construction, veterinary assistant, butcher's helper, crime scene cleaner, and most recently an EMT.	24	TwoSentenceHorror
Bodies were piling up by the thousands as we swarmed the enemy shelters, transports, and walkways, all of us eager to destroy the creatures that had somehow come to dominate our world.	24	TwoSentenceHorror
Today everything's messed up, nothing's going right, and it feels like my life is just a part in a badly written movie.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
Finally a person has come to me to let me bless them, to still their fears, to take away their anxieties and pains, to help them relax for the rest of their their days.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
Last week I lost my job as a telephone psychic.	15	TwoSentenceComedy
"Why me?" I thought when my car's fuel tank started leaking gasoline during a refill.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
Gaia threw me out so fast I almost forgot to collect my demonstrator and the catalog of floor cleaning equipment.	12	TwoSentenceComedy
I bought a new computer and software specially designed to detect extraterrestrial life.	11	TwoSentenceComedy
Silent but deadly, the fart monster approaches	9	TwoSentenceComedy
Staring at a portrait of Ray Bradbury I wonder "How would you make a two sentence horror story?"	8	TwoSentenceHorror