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Not really knowing why I had allowed myself to get sucked into a conversation with a complete stranger, I answered "Well, sure, I've always believed there was some kind of higher power."

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I actually liked working for the lottery commission

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I've always feared falling to my death because I'd have to watch helplessly until the end.

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The Archeoligist who lives next door worships prehistoric carnivores.

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I remember the nurse smiling, with a grin much too wide, as I replied "Yea, whatever, take my temperature."

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"Oh no," the alien said during the interview "it's not that we felt your people weren't ready."

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I used to ride the short bus every day and wonder how I could ever change the direction I was headed.

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As I stormed out she yelled for the hundredth time “You don't understand how I feel it every day, inside me, deep in my bones, this voice saying 'I need to be free of you.”

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"You have successfully removed your profile from the Social Media Platform."

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The doctor gently poked and prodded me then said "I believe we can remove it successfully."

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Not really knowing why I had allowed myself to get sucked into a conversation with a complete stranger, I answered "Well, sure, I've always believed there was some kind of higher power."	8	TwoSentenceHorror
I actually liked working for the lottery commission	7	TwoSentenceComedy
I've always feared falling to my death because I'd have to watch helplessly until the end.	6	TwoSentenceComedy
The Archeoligist who lives next door worships prehistoric carnivores.	5	TwoSentenceComedy
I remember the nurse smiling, with a grin much too wide, as I replied "Yea, whatever, take my temperature."	3	TwoSentenceHorror
"Oh no," the alien said during the interview "it's not that we felt your people weren't ready."	3	TwoSentenceComedy
I used to ride the short bus every day and wonder how I could ever change the direction I was headed.	3	TwoSentenceComedy
As I stormed out she yelled for the hundredth time “You don't understand how I feel it every day, inside me, deep in my bones, this voice saying 'I need to be free of you.”	2	TwoSentenceHorror
"You have successfully removed your profile from the Social Media Platform."	1	TwoSentenceHorror
The doctor gently poked and prodded me then said "I believe we can remove it successfully."	1	TwoSentenceHorror