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I saw an easy way out of my lousy marriage - he'd only been clean three years.

5744 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Walked out of my front door and into slugs having sexy time.

5613 upvotes • r/oddlyterrifying

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I told the mother that there was only room for her and one of her children in the lifeboat.

4098 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It was only when they removed the full leg cast, they found that the itching he constantly complained about was actually maggots and they'd eaten everything below the knee.

4040 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As College Librarian, I've free access to equipment and students.

1959 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It was only as the roller coaster started it's first loop did she realise that her son hadn't been joking about their harness not being securely fastened.

1667 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Recognising my new boss from my time in prison, I knew my history wouldn't be a problem

360 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the life boat filled with starving survivors drifted lost, we drew lots to see who would sacrifice themselves for the nourishment of the others.

132 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Good news and bad news" said the Doctor

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I trusted my friends to put the chair back for me to stand on after they filmed the clip.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I saw an easy way out of my lousy marriage - he'd only been clean three years.	5744	TwoSentenceHorror
Walked out of my front door and into slugs having sexy time.	5613	oddlyterrifying
I told the mother that there was only room for her and one of her children in the lifeboat.	4098	TwoSentenceHorror
It was only when they removed the full leg cast, they found that the itching he constantly complained about was actually maggots and they'd eaten everything below the knee.	4040	TwoSentenceHorror
As College Librarian, I've free access to equipment and students.	1959	TwoSentenceHorror
It was only as the roller coaster started it's first loop did she realise that her son hadn't been joking about their harness not being securely fastened.	1667	TwoSentenceHorror
Recognising my new boss from my time in prison, I knew my history wouldn't be a problem	360	TwoSentenceHorror
As the life boat filled with starving survivors drifted lost, we drew lots to see who would sacrifice themselves for the nourishment of the others.	132	TwoSentenceHorror
"Good news and bad news" said the Doctor	129	TwoSentenceHorror
I trusted my friends to put the chair back for me to stand on after they filmed the clip.	59	TwoSentenceHorror