/u/NoboJr's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Our parrot was fascinated by the baby when we brought her home from the hospital.

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"Look Mommy! The Christmas Star!" My daughter shouted, pointing at the night sky.

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I should have been horrified to eat human flesh, but we had been starving in the lifeboat for weeks.

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That night he dreamt that he choked his children to death.

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The crowd applauded as Mendico the Magnificent threw open the box to reveal that his young assistant had vanished.

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When asked if the nothing I believed followed death frightened me I would smugly reply: "It didn't bother me before I was born."

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"I've been sleeping with your father", my wife tearfully confessed.

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"Look Mommy!" she shouted excitedly, pointing. "It's the Christmas Star!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Our parrot was fascinated by the baby when we brought her home from the hospital.	561
"Look Mommy! The Christmas Star!" My daughter shouted, pointing at the night sky.	64
I should have been horrified to eat human flesh, but we had been starving in the lifeboat for weeks.	62
That night he dreamt that he choked his children to death.	25
The crowd applauded as Mendico the Magnificent threw open the box to reveal that his young assistant had vanished.	22
When asked if the nothing I believed followed death frightened me I would smugly reply: "It didn't bother me before I was born."	16
"I've been sleeping with your father", my wife tearfully confessed.	7
"Look Mommy!" she shouted excitedly, pointing. "It's the Christmas Star!"	1