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[WP] You sneezed. That particular sneeze was what will write you down on the pages of history for years to come.
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[WP] You learned to live with the fact that everyone in your household, after reaching a certain age, switches bodies randomly among the residents of your abode every night. One evening, through an open window, a stray cat wanders in, unnoticed.
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[WP] You're pretty sure you've been stuck in a badly written, "educational" kiddie TV show for the most of your life. You're 15 now, and frankly - utterly sick of this bullshit.
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[WP] You tell your therapist you're never truly alone. She has trouble understanding why it's a good thing.
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[WP] The funny speaking person dressed in a weird garb says they can turn the upcoming battle in your favour. You'd like an additional army, sure.. But what good can "row boats" be on land? Or was it "raw boots"?
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[WP] "Every side of the bet must be agreed to be of equal value. Anything may be bet and any game may be played. Any bets made must be upheld. No exceptions." You just bet a friend you'll win next five bets in a row.
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