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[WP] You’re watching the news one day when the newscasters suddenly jump in fright and run away. You hear screams and the camera falls over.
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[WP] While you’re studying at the library, you notice a strange book titled “don’t read this it’s not for you”.
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[WP] You are an elder god. Like, a super elder god. You have toy poodles and a nurse. One day, a cult summons you.
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[WP] Two rival pizza restaurants have been creating increasingly violent smear campaigns against each other until someone steps in. You are the person sent to talk to the managers.
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[WP] You are working as a custodian at an aquarium. As you’re mopping up a spill, you notice the fish seem to be watching you. When you finish, you find all the doors locked and a note that reads “We will be prisoners no more”. More concerning, the octopus is missing from its tank.
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[WP] The villain’s dramatic entrance to the bar was ruined by the fact that everyone, including the hero, was to drunk to notice.
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[WP] It’s not that I hate them, it’s just that puppies make it hard to focus on keeping my human form.
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[WP] An ancient evil is accidentally awoken by a teenager. While he’s freaking out, his little brother’s happy that he’s found someone who will finally play games with him.
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[WP] Welcome to the first annual Hell’s Got Talent, I’m your host Eternal Hellfire. This weeks judges are Satan, Hades, and Anubis. I’m sure we’ll see lots of great talent from these tormented souls.
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