/u/NofriendoLand's posts
[WP] The Chosen One has a secret: he isn’t the chosen one. The real chosen one’s tied up in his basement after a dispute. Now that he’s supposed to recite the ancient incantation he learned at birth to seal away the ultimate evil, he’ll either have to come clean or improvise.
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[WP] A hero rushes in to save a town only to discover that they have an actually competent police force.
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[WP] After a fight with your boyfriend, you hear a muffled voice from under your bed say “I can’t do this no more”. A huge black snake creature comes out from underneath and says “I’m supposed to be scaring you, but I can’t when you come home crying and I feel bad. We’re fixing your life right now.”
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[WP] You are a fortune teller who specialize in future jobs. Recently, you’ve begun to notice a disturbing amount of future soldiers. One night, a group of kids come into your tent dragging their father. After the kids go, they convince the father to try. He comes up as “hero”.
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[WP] You are a small bird. Every day, the humans throw bread for you to eat and make you smaller versions of their nests for you to live in. One morning, you see something new in the sky. It is trying to hurt the humans.
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[WP] You forget your homework one day. When the teacher asked you where it is you said “homework elves”. Later that night, you awaken to see small men in suits made of torn paper. One of them holds a pencil to your neck and says “how do you know about us”
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[WP] You’re watching your favorite tv show when you notice the actors are using the words “help” and “save me” a lot. When you look it up, the internet tells you the show’s been off air for years.
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[EU] Emperor Palpatine has gotten a report of heroes working in a far corner of the universe. Sending a squadron of droids, he decides that these “Guardians of the Galaxy” will feel the full power of the Empire.
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[WP] An abandoned child is raised by a horde of goblins until they decide he needs to return to the village he came from. 30 years later, he comes upon a rather familiar cave while on a hunting trip with his friends.
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