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"And I'm thankful for big brother Barry," my 5-year-old sister said, smiling up at me from her seat at the dinner table.

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I swore I'd take a bullet for her.

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"Your voice sounds different today, John Darling," said Peter Pan to the newest of the Lost Boys.

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"Your mistakes are what make you human," the patient father said to his son who had accidentally dropped a drinking glass.

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"Mom said not to take the tie off," I reminded my sister as she reached up to fiddle with her black necktie.

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"Would you turn down that blasted music already?" I yell at my brother from the window of our beach house.

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My sister is in the next room defending her abortion to my parents because she was drunk when the baby was conceived. NSFW

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"So you're the punk who stole my daughter's heart," said her father, peering at me suspiciously.

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On our first night of camping I suddenly awoke, terrified by a nightmare of an ugly swamp creature chasing a little boy that resembled my son.

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"Dude, I could have sworn you went to sleep an hour ago," I sleepily quipped to my roommate Liam as I noticed him on the living room couch.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"And I'm thankful for big brother Barry," my 5-year-old sister said, smiling up at me from her seat at the dinner table.	197
I swore I'd take a bullet for her.	175
"Your voice sounds different today, John Darling," said Peter Pan to the newest of the Lost Boys.	23
"Your mistakes are what make you human," the patient father said to his son who had accidentally dropped a drinking glass.	13
"Mom said not to take the tie off," I reminded my sister as she reached up to fiddle with her black necktie.	12
"Would you turn down that blasted music already?" I yell at my brother from the window of our beach house.	11
My sister is in the next room defending her abortion to my parents because she was drunk when the baby was conceived. NSFW	3
"So you're the punk who stole my daughter's heart," said her father, peering at me suspiciously.	1
On our first night of camping I suddenly awoke, terrified by a nightmare of an ugly swamp creature chasing a little boy that resembled my son.	1
"Dude, I could have sworn you went to sleep an hour ago," I sleepily quipped to my roommate Liam as I noticed him on the living room couch.	1