/u/NonbinaryCactusPuppy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A man's decapitated head came falling from the clouds.

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After many years of rejection and tears I can finally hold my baby girl in my arms.

708 upvotes

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My wife and I tries desperately to ignore our sons crying and finally get a good night's sleep.

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I recently bought a serial killers house.

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As our diety required a virgin sacrifice we figure an unbred goat would suffice.

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I keep telling my family and friends that my brothers last words were to take care of his wide and children.

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While playing hide and seek I convinced my cousin to his in the wood chipper.

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My brother went missing a few years ago and I finally found the strength to start playing our favorite video game again, single player of course.

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My mom told me that babies come from storks!

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As a 911 dispatcher I regretted taking the call for a human sacrifice in progress.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A man's decapitated head came falling from the clouds.	1451
After many years of rejection and tears I can finally hold my baby girl in my arms.	708
My wife and I tries desperately to ignore our sons crying and finally get a good night's sleep.	378
I recently bought a serial killers house.	196
As our diety required a virgin sacrifice we figure an unbred goat would suffice.	60
I keep telling my family and friends that my brothers last words were to take care of his wide and children.	34
While playing hide and seek I convinced my cousin to his in the wood chipper.	31
My brother went missing a few years ago and I finally found the strength to start playing our favorite video game again, single player of course.	24
My mom told me that babies come from storks!	24
As a 911 dispatcher I regretted taking the call for a human sacrifice in progress.	16