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Sliding into her soft, moist passage, I was surrounded by warmth and felt her muscles spasm around me. NSFW

6660 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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What’s left of a tres leches birthday cake for my 23-year-old daughter…

2793 upvotes • r/Wellthatsucks

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The time machine worked, allowing me to save my son from the car accident when he was 9.

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“Please don’t make me come out,” I whimpered softly as I realized the end was drawing near.

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Their fetus was growing nicely, and the ultrasound confirmed she was in perfect health.

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At 14, using a pitchfork to transfer carcasses from the dump truck to the incinerator was the most difficult and unpleasant thing she’d ever had to do.

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“Hold yourself together,” I said to myself while remembering my father’s childhood lesson that, “You can eat almost anything, if you’re hungry enough.”

84 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’d never had such a lengthy and painful defecation, to the point that I collapsed prone on the floor in exhaustion after hours of expelling the unholy, disgustingly horrid mass. NSFW

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Even though he’d always known it was a father’s privilege to cut the umbilical cord between mother and child, he just couldn’t find the courage to do it.

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"Come home with ice cream, or don't come home at all!" I said to my wife with a laugh over the phone.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Sliding into her soft, moist passage, I was surrounded by warmth and felt her muscles spasm around me. NSFW	6660	TwoSentenceHorror
What’s left of a tres leches birthday cake for my 23-year-old daughter…	2793	Wellthatsucks
The time machine worked, allowing me to save my son from the car accident when he was 9.	512	TwoSentenceHorror
“Please don’t make me come out,” I whimpered softly as I realized the end was drawing near.	228	TwoSentenceHorror
Their fetus was growing nicely, and the ultrasound confirmed she was in perfect health.	200	TwoSentenceHorror
At 14, using a pitchfork to transfer carcasses from the dump truck to the incinerator was the most difficult and unpleasant thing she’d ever had to do.	193	TwoSentenceHorror
“Hold yourself together,” I said to myself while remembering my father’s childhood lesson that, “You can eat almost anything, if you’re hungry enough.”	84	TwoSentenceHorror
I’d never had such a lengthy and painful defecation, to the point that I collapsed prone on the floor in exhaustion after hours of expelling the unholy, disgustingly horrid mass. NSFW	78	TwoSentenceHorror
Even though he’d always known it was a father’s privilege to cut the umbilical cord between mother and child, he just couldn’t find the courage to do it.	74	TwoSentenceHorror
"Come home with ice cream, or don't come home at all!" I said to my wife with a laugh over the phone.	56	TwoSentenceSadness