/u/NotYoshihide's posts
[WP] You survived the Robot Uprising by disguising yourself as a robot. Turns out, so did everyone else.
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[WP] Let's be honest: you're gross. You're ugly, greasy, terrible personality, and there's no way another human being would ever want to be with you. Now, Orcs on the other hand… you're a 12 out of 10 and the bell of the ball in Orc Society! Tell the tale of how you found your true love.
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[WP] The reason cats have 9 Lives is because the Death of Cats is as lazy as any other cat. Temporarily its Duties are taken by the Death of Dogs, who is very diligent. But also a Dog.
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[WP] Turns out Humans were the only life in the universe who developed to live on land. All other aliens are Aquatic. Now they've come to clean up the planet we polluted for a proper species: Dolphins!
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[WP] When humanity expanded into space the galactic community was amused they still used manned spacecraft and human infantry rather than the drone ships and doll soldiers. They're about to find out why.
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[WP] "An object in motion stays in motion until acted upon by an outside force". When an a stray round from an alien war 500,000 years ago and very far away hits Earth and kills millions, governments are trying to figure out what happened before blaming each other and going to war of their own.
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[WP] Your significant other is a Super Villain. You're used to the Hero breaking up your dates every once in a while, but recently you're starting to suspect the two of them are having an affair.
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[WP] Realizing there's been SO MANY romance stories between Heroes and their Villains, a matchmaking service was created so they can just get to the part where they secretly marry and the whole city doesn't have to suffer their antics.
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[WP] Have you been wrongly accosted by plucky teen adventurers? Have villagers blamed you for phenomena outside of your control and formed an angry mob? Have you been injured by a Hero using excessive force? Here at the offices of Smith, Lothliel, and Zzx'Chagth-Jones, we fight for YOUUU!!!
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[WP] Six Years ago the Creatures appeared, attacking population centers and causing great losses. Since then, it's come mostly under control to the point where schools hold Creature drills like fire drills. Today your school's alarm goes off, except it soon becomes apparent it's not a drill.
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