/u/Notabotnotaman's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Don't worry you did great".

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I was awarded a medal for trying to save my fellow officers from the "terrorist" attack.

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My mistress stood there with the pointer laughing.

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"You have been charged with 10 counts of crimes against humanity," the judge proclaimed.

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For hundreds of years we stayed in the shadows, harvesting the genes of a rare ape to cull the human population to our liking.

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After being abducted I was in shock.

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They always say to just stand up to your fears.

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The large celestial object had just entered the solar system.

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Straining on the toilet I knew I'd have to talk to my doctor about my constipation.

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"Squeeze my hand if you need more air he said to the comatose patient".

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Don't worry you did great".	24
I was awarded a medal for trying to save my fellow officers from the "terrorist" attack.	22
My mistress stood there with the pointer laughing.	20
"You have been charged with 10 counts of crimes against humanity," the judge proclaimed.	13
For hundreds of years we stayed in the shadows, harvesting the genes of a rare ape to cull the human population to our liking.	13
After being abducted I was in shock.	12
They always say to just stand up to your fears.	6
The large celestial object had just entered the solar system.	5
Straining on the toilet I knew I'd have to talk to my doctor about my constipation.	3
"Squeeze my hand if you need more air he said to the comatose patient".	3