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"This is the happiest day of my life, I never thought I would find the one," I thought to myself as I walked down the aisle.

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"Yes please, I'll take some mayonaise on my sandwich," I replied respectfully to my new girlfriend's father.

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"You're going to have to cut me loose!" He yelled up to me, dangling there helplessly, "I can't hold on any longer!"

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My parents always told me "you are what you eat" and that I need to "make a man of myself."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"This is the happiest day of my life, I never thought I would find the one," I thought to myself as I walked down the aisle.	390
"Yes please, I'll take some mayonaise on my sandwich," I replied respectfully to my new girlfriend's father.	60
"You're going to have to cut me loose!" He yelled up to me, dangling there helplessly, "I can't hold on any longer!"	15
My parents always told me "you are what you eat" and that I need to "make a man of myself."	1