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When I saw the description of this sub saying "in 2 sentences or less", I laughed at the idea of a 0 sentence horror story.

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I'm hearing all over the internet that "the waffle house has found its new host".

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You're wrong, time doesn't fly.

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"DIRTY CHEATER" it yelled at me, and I knew I had messed up.

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"my only wish is to die happy", I told the genie.

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My arms full of other survivors, I had to watch him plummet into the growing pit

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"I just want to see my family again."

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"Well, seeing as we can't 'save your soul' as you requested..." the doctors said, taking off their disguises

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The doctors were relieved to see just one, normal skeleton in the man's body.

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All my friends have to do is sign this waiver, and the real party can start.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I saw the description of this sub saying "in 2 sentences or less", I laughed at the idea of a 0 sentence horror story.	5017
I'm hearing all over the internet that "the waffle house has found its new host".	147
You're wrong, time doesn't fly.	34
"DIRTY CHEATER" it yelled at me, and I knew I had messed up.	33
"my only wish is to die happy", I told the genie.	29
My arms full of other survivors, I had to watch him plummet into the growing pit	25
"I just want to see my family again."	23
"Well, seeing as we can't 'save your soul' as you requested..." the doctors said, taking off their disguises	20
The doctors were relieved to see just one, normal skeleton in the man's body.	20
All my friends have to do is sign this waiver, and the real party can start.	13