/u/Null_Project's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The demon looks at the sacrifice in front of him before looking at the cultists. "Guys, I don't mean to be rude but a pizza or something would be preferable to this."
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[WP] The highest ranking adventurer group in the world consists of members of the royal court. From the court jester to the princess, every member of the court is an adventurer.
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[WP] There is a monster in your brain, literally. Your brain is the prison for a monster, and it's your job to lead it in circles in a maze of thoughts and memories so that it can never escape.
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[WP] You are a bard. You only care about seeing and visiting places, singing songs, and telling epic tales. However, the adventuring party you are traveling with seems to have some weird preconceptions about you and your character.
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[WP] You, a cleric, have been kidnapped by a wild orc clan. Why did they kidnap you? Because as a cleric you have the gift of blessing others in the name of your gods, and the orcs want you to bless their chieftain's marriage.
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[WP] The Council had decided your fate. Your research was burnt, your accolades were revoked, your teachings were outlawed, your magical energy was sealed, and you were banished to the darklands. And yet, despite all their efforts, you carry on, for not even death can stop you.
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[WP] These little girls have just defeated all your minions, destroyed your bases and ruined all of your plans. You did not want to do this but you have no other choice but to inform their parents of their dangerous antics.
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[WP] An objects usefulness in combat is determined by how many puns and one-liners you can make with it while using it in a fight.
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[WP] A Mimic has discovered a better and more consistent way to get food. Instead of hiding in dungeons and caves and eating anything it comes across, it works odd jobs in human towns and earns money with which it can buy large quantities of meat every day.
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[WP] You kept all your memories from your previous life. To your followers in the past it would be unbelievable and blasphemous to think that the demon king would listen to and obey a regular human. However, you are content with your new life and whatever it may offer beacause you love being a dog.
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