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[WP] On July 11th, 2019, at 03:48:55 UTC, the entire human species simultaneously became oviparous. No one knows why.

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[WP] Translator microbes have been the backbone of galactic civilization for millennia. As a new bioweapon starts disabling them, we discover that dependence on them has resulted in no one actually learning a language in the first place, with everyone speaking in mutually incomprehensible baby-talk.

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[WP] You've had both of your legs amputated. Not your feet, just your legs.

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[WP] A deity's chosen people are actually the worshipers of a different deity.

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[EU] A man is walking down a beach with Jesus, looking at footprints. That man is Sherlock Holmes.

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[WP] Due to a strike by the (recently unionized) elves, Santa's workshop is currently staffed by Oompa Loompas.

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[EU] ♫He can turn a can into a cane. He can turn a pan into a pane.♫ Growing tired of performing magic shows, Silent E decides to use his powers to fight crime.

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[WP] Your name is Doctor Grim Malice, and you have a goatee and handlebar mustache. This makes your job as a superhero fairly awkward.

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[WP] The invention of time travel had a surprising effect on originalist jurisprudence.

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[WP] Due to a dramatic increase in protest votes in the 2016 election, a fictional character is elected president of the United States. To everyone's surprise, this character actually takes office.

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[WP] On July 11th, 2019, at 03:48:55 UTC, the entire human species simultaneously became oviparous. No one knows why.	5
[WP] Translator microbes have been the backbone of galactic civilization for millennia. As a new bioweapon starts disabling them, we discover that dependence on them has resulted in no one actually learning a language in the first place, with everyone speaking in mutually incomprehensible baby-talk.	5
[WP] You've had both of your legs amputated. Not your feet, just your legs.	5
[WP] A deity's chosen people are actually the worshipers of a different deity.	5
[EU] A man is walking down a beach with Jesus, looking at footprints. That man is Sherlock Holmes.	5
[WP] Due to a strike by the (recently unionized) elves, Santa's workshop is currently staffed by Oompa Loompas.	5
[EU] ♫He can turn a can into a cane. He can turn a pan into a pane.♫ Growing tired of performing magic shows, Silent E decides to use his powers to fight crime.	4
[WP] Your name is Doctor Grim Malice, and you have a goatee and handlebar mustache. This makes your job as a superhero fairly awkward.	4
[WP] The invention of time travel had a surprising effect on originalist jurisprudence.	4
[WP] Due to a dramatic increase in protest votes in the 2016 election, a fictional character is elected president of the United States. To everyone's surprise, this character actually takes office.	4