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[EU] When the Twelve Colonies of Kobol finally arrive at prehistoric Earth, they're surprised to discover it's already been colonized by the Golgafrinchans.

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[WP] Evil exists because God is intentionally slacking at his job, hoping to be fired by the higher-ups.

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[WP] God's plan to prevent humanity from reaching Heaven was unsuccessful. The Tower of Babel was completed just slightly behind schedule, and now the humans are pissed.

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[WP] Jesus is watching you masturbate… and enjoying it.

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[WP] While skipping the commercials, you reach live TV, but the TiVo keeps fast-forwarding, into future TV.

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[WP] Tell me about the typical responsibilities of an average member of the Lollipop Guild.

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[WP] The ancient prophecies state that the Chosen One will be a person with a specific name, who will be born on a specific date at a specific time. That date has finally arrived, which has made working at the maternity ward really fucking difficult.

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[WP] "Long ago, the 118 nations lived together in harmony…"

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[EU] "Hey, hey! Elmo has a question!" "Yes, Elmo?" "Where do babies come from?"

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[WP] You're an elementary school teacher with precognition that tells you which of your students will become supervillains, along with how to prevent this. Your new class just arrived, and it's telling you to kill one of them.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[EU] When the Twelve Colonies of Kobol finally arrive at prehistoric Earth, they're surprised to discover it's already been colonized by the Golgafrinchans.	1
[WP] Evil exists because God is intentionally slacking at his job, hoping to be fired by the higher-ups.	1
[WP] God's plan to prevent humanity from reaching Heaven was unsuccessful. The Tower of Babel was completed just slightly behind schedule, and now the humans are pissed.	1
[WP] Jesus is watching you masturbate… and enjoying it.	1
[WP] While skipping the commercials, you reach live TV, but the TiVo keeps fast-forwarding, into future TV.	0
[WP] Tell me about the typical responsibilities of an average member of the Lollipop Guild.	0
[WP] The ancient prophecies state that the Chosen One will be a person with a specific name, who will be born on a specific date at a specific time. That date has finally arrived, which has made working at the maternity ward really fucking difficult.	0
[WP] "Long ago, the 118 nations lived together in harmony…"	0
[EU] "Hey, hey! Elmo has a question!" "Yes, Elmo?" "Where do babies come from?"	0
[WP] You're an elementary school teacher with precognition that tells you which of your students will become supervillains, along with how to prevent this. Your new class just arrived, and it's telling you to kill one of them.	0