/u/O-xy-moron's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The city notified all citizens that the sirens would be tested on Monday, 10:00 AM.

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Every morning, he checked his shoes for scorpions or spiders before putting them on.

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“I see you shrouded in silver, with shimmering stones adorning you,” the seer said dramatically.

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I was really happy to find a tinder match who easily accepted to my safety ground rules, like meeting in a public place.

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All I expect from the vessels I posess is to give me refuge from Hell's torture, but this one wouldn't even grant me that.

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I'm not sure about visiting my sister in Oklahoma, but at at least, I got to see something fascinating while driving there.

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After failed negotiations, our troops luckily managed to shoot the intruders before they could make off with the stolen weapons.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The city notified all citizens that the sirens would be tested on Monday, 10:00 AM.	1356
Every morning, he checked his shoes for scorpions or spiders before putting them on.	1006
“I see you shrouded in silver, with shimmering stones adorning you,” the seer said dramatically.	155
I was really happy to find a tinder match who easily accepted to my safety ground rules, like meeting in a public place.	126
All I expect from the vessels I posess is to give me refuge from Hell's torture, but this one wouldn't even grant me that.	91
I'm not sure about visiting my sister in Oklahoma, but at at least, I got to see something fascinating while driving there.	55
After failed negotiations, our troops luckily managed to shoot the intruders before they could make off with the stolen weapons.	15