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If fire really is the great cleanser, then the souls of those chosen must be filthy as preacher did say.

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I took my toddler to church one sunday and told him to "take a pew"

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I stayed at home to catch up on some work, so the rest of my family got in the car for a day trip.

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Digits.

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With a smile I watched my children running around the garden with their toy guns playing ‘Cops and Robbers’ together.

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I smiled whilst watching the children play and laugh together on my first day working at the day care.

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"No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it is not the same river and they are not the same man"

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"Yes, Your Honour, I did instruct my assistant to throw custard pies at the contestants"

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Next door's new puppy has a spot over one of its big, bright eyes.

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"See, deathbed confessions happen because the confessor feels they no longer have to fear the consequences once they've passed over to the other side, but with our latest innovation we've solved that little problem"

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