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"Are you sure you don't have AIDS?"

255 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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He arrived on time and grinned at me from the car with a noticeable erection.

184 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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It's often said that reality is simply what we all tell each other it is.

106 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Amnesia isn't always a bad thing, that's something I found out the hard way.

97 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Years ago our only daughter died in a tragic accident, nevertheless I stood by my husband and forgave him.

90 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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There's a mental condition where a person is convinced that the people they know have been replaced by lookalikes, but everybody else looks fine.

54 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My monster of a client admitted his heinous crimes to me, yet I still helped him walk free.

33 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Next door's new puppy has a spot over one of its big, bright eyes.

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I lie in bed, all alone with tears running down my face.

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I have been good to my fellow man, paid my taxes, worked hard and obeyed the law all my life.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Are you sure you don't have AIDS?"	255	TwoSentenceComedy
He arrived on time and grinned at me from the car with a noticeable erection.	184	TwoSentenceComedy
It's often said that reality is simply what we all tell each other it is.	106	TwoSentenceHorror
Amnesia isn't always a bad thing, that's something I found out the hard way.	97	TwoSentenceHorror
Years ago our only daughter died in a tragic accident, nevertheless I stood by my husband and forgave him.	90	TwoSentenceHorror
There's a mental condition where a person is convinced that the people they know have been replaced by lookalikes, but everybody else looks fine.	54	TwoSentenceHorror
My monster of a client admitted his heinous crimes to me, yet I still helped him walk free.	33	TwoSentenceHorror
Next door's new puppy has a spot over one of its big, bright eyes.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
I lie in bed, all alone with tears running down my face.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
I have been good to my fellow man, paid my taxes, worked hard and obeyed the law all my life.	20	TwoSentenceHorror