| My friend did something terrible to prove a philosophical point. He is dead, possibly being eaten, and I am locked in his bedroom. | 4183 | | | | |
| Mr. Moore wanted to stay alive, and it came with a cost | 110 | | | | |
| I bought a cursed painting | 38 | | | | |
| Someone rigged my car's brakes, and I drove off a cliff. | 20 | | | | |
