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The little princess cried: mommy, look, Santa Claus is here, and he has something in his sack!

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"President Kennedy has been shot in the neck? What's his condition?"

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I was told that my neighbors had seen me outside despite my not having left the house for days.

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"I can't live without you, David," she told me.

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They say in space, they can't hear you scream.

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He heard a voice beckoning from above: 'look at me.'

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"The good news is, I have successfully contacted your deceased daughter," I told the couple.

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I was woken from my sleep by the sunlight coming from my window, but morning had not come yet.

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When the human body falls off a tall building, it tends to plummet headfirst.

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Princess Peach felt a sharp pain in her neck, and saw the world around her roll and tumble.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The little princess cried: mommy, look, Santa Claus is here, and he has something in his sack!	40
"President Kennedy has been shot in the neck? What's his condition?"	39
I was told that my neighbors had seen me outside despite my not having left the house for days.	37
"I can't live without you, David," she told me.	36
They say in space, they can't hear you scream.	32
He heard a voice beckoning from above: 'look at me.'	30
"The good news is, I have successfully contacted your deceased daughter," I told the couple.	29
I was woken from my sleep by the sunlight coming from my window, but morning had not come yet.	29
When the human body falls off a tall building, it tends to plummet headfirst.	28
Princess Peach felt a sharp pain in her neck, and saw the world around her roll and tumble.	24