/u/ObeyToffles's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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They say carrots are good for your eyes.

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[OCT2020] This Halloween, The Pumpkin King knocked upon my door and said, "trick or treat!"

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Seeing my mother's ghost wailing outside, in the pouring rain, is a jarring experience ...

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I don’t understand why other tooth fairies are so inefficient.

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All my life I was haunted by a grotesquely mutilated ghost missing half her face and most her limbs

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When he told me we were going to the upside-down, I thought that meant he was taking me to Australia.

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[AUGUST 2020] "You're not me, you don't know what's in my mind," I stammered, trembling, as the thing that pretended to be my dead sister inched closer.

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They say when life gives you lemons, you gotta make lemonade.

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Holy shit bro, check out my KDR!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.	24
They say carrots are good for your eyes.	23
[OCT2020] This Halloween, The Pumpkin King knocked upon my door and said, "trick or treat!"	17
Seeing my mother's ghost wailing outside, in the pouring rain, is a jarring experience ...	16
I don’t understand why other tooth fairies are so inefficient.	16
All my life I was haunted by a grotesquely mutilated ghost missing half her face and most her limbs	16
When he told me we were going to the upside-down, I thought that meant he was taking me to Australia.	15
[AUGUST 2020] "You're not me, you don't know what's in my mind," I stammered, trembling, as the thing that pretended to be my dead sister inched closer.	14
They say when life gives you lemons, you gotta make lemonade.	13
Holy shit bro, check out my KDR!	13