/u/Obtuse_Mongoose's posts
[WP] Just when you thought the wildfires, drought, hurricanes, and heatwaves were enough, an alien UFO lands. However, branded on the side is the letters 'AAA' and their first statement is "How can we help you fix your planet?"
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[WP] You work retail and you can always find a customer's requested item from the back room. Today an elderly man approaches you and asks you to find his wife's soul.
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[WP] You are visited by the Ghosts of Past, Present, and Future; Past is thrilled by your accomplishments, and Present nods in appreciation of what you are achieving, but Future shakes his head, "We need to talk about your legacy..."
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[WP] Couples are given an egg at the start of their relationship and will form into their offspring after a year based on the couples' bond. Despite your best attempts, your egg has not hatched.
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[WP] Years ago the office chipped in to buy you a desk cactus as a gag gift. Every day you talk to it when bored or alone. Today during an extremely stressful workday, you see helpful and encouraging notes stuck to the plant.
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[WP] It is the presidential debate and you know the other two candidates on stage are not human. How? You've spent the last half hour trying to reveal their identity while also protecting the fact you are not human either.
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[WP] "Master, I finally managed to shatter that boulder into a million pieces!" "Great, young apprentice. Now here is your glue." "Glue?" "Yes. Now your final task is to put it pack together again as it was."
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[WP] You are the child of god...but you're not sure which one it is. And to make matters worse, your Divinity Test came back and shows you are in fact related to all of them.
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[WP] Your were the first probe sent into space by your civilization thousands of years ago. On your journey you gained sentience. You have just discovered another deep space probe of unknown origin now within communication range.
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