/u/Obtuse_Mongoose's posts
[WP] After every death a person revives but loses a piece of themself. Permanent death happens after three deaths. You are on your final resurrection, but you've never felt more complete.
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[WP] You have one semester left of school. You're basically failing all your classes. You've last chance is to ace the final exam in three months. The subject? Create a universe.
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[WP] The more impressive a nation's national anthem is played during the opening ceremony, the better their athletes do during the Olympics.
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[WP]The Dragon, Princess, and Hero ready for the final battle for custody of the Princess. Opening arguments in People's Court now begin.
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[WP] You are an assistant DA prosecuting a case where literally no one on Earth is qualified to be selected to the jury. You start looking into otherworthly means of selection...
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[WP] A notebook falls open before you on your desk. It chronicles a person's last day alive word for word, starting with "Hey, how was the game last night?" Your friend approaches you and utters those same words.
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[WP] You advertise your business service as providing tea parties for those without friends or family. Your only regular customer is this creepy girl who lives in an abandoned house with no adult supervision.
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[WP]. "That cactus moved!" "Cacti don't move." "Okay, then that spruce moved!" "Nope, ain't getting fooled." "Oh, well that dandelion is about to eat you." "Heh, nice try- AGGGHH!?"
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[WP] A new job sorting algorithm estimates your job output at $100 trillion and assigns you as a janitor at the Pentagon. You question if the value was a rounding error until the alien invasion begins.
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