/u/OdaNobunaga24's posts
[WP] You're a bottle of high-end spirits on a shelf. The person who bought you is slowly succumbing to alcoholism.
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[WP] You manage to meet God in Heaven. It turns out the reason he hasn’t been as active on Earth as he used to be is because he started binge watching Netflix about 2000 years ago.
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[WP] A New Years Eve tradition you have is to flip a coin 365 times, with heads determining a good day and tails determining a bad day. This system has accurately prepared you for the highest of highs and the lowest of lows, but this year is different. You flipped the coin 364 times.
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[WP] The mafia sent you to sleep with the fishes. Several years later, you’ve returned, alongside the thousands of Atlantean children you’ve sired, ready to burn their enterprise to the ground.
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[WP] A fictional character somehow finds a working internet connection. They also manage to find a subreddit that is dedicated to them and the universe they hail from.
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[WP] You and your two best friends were inseparable, but one of them was revealed to be the protagonist. You know how this goes, and you’re desperate to be the friend that survives.
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[WP] You always loved the baby blanket you used, and you've kept it all these years later because it makes you feel safe. The blanket makes you feel safe because, when you're snuggled up in it, it actively keeps those who seek to harm you at bay.
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[WP] The internet's fascination with having stronk bone was started by a warlock who planned to taking over the world with an army of skeletons. He's getting impatient that none of the strong-boned ones are dying.
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