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I told my sister she shouldn't let the TV "babysit" her little boy, but she replied, "Quit making a big deal, it's only while I'm cooking here!"

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After the heart monitor's unending beep faded from my ears, I was filled with the consummate clarity of a crystallized sense of virtue, fairness, compassion, and true purpose.

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My wife wasn't receptive to my insistence that drugs, or "pain management," would harm the baby - and her.

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I told the "bobby" over and over that I was an American visiting my "relations" and hadn't known anything!

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I told my sister she shouldn't let the TV "babysit" her little boy, but she replied, "Quit making a big deal, it's only while I'm cooking here!"	1809
After the heart monitor's unending beep faded from my ears, I was filled with the consummate clarity of a crystallized sense of virtue, fairness, compassion, and true purpose.	1
My wife wasn't receptive to my insistence that drugs, or "pain management," would harm the baby - and her.	1
I told the "bobby" over and over that I was an American visiting my "relations" and hadn't known anything!	1