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Horrible indigestion kept me up all night farting all over my brand new air mattress.

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Im so sick of looking at all these man-buns.

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I didn’t laugh as she, in her own words, doted over me to ensure my utmost comfort.

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The longest reigning women’s champ danced and drank the night away, celebrating her most recent title defense as thoroughly as she could.

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Clearly, to be a two sentence horror mod you need neither taste nor smarts.

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Ophelia would notice that more and more rats were peering through the window as she feasted through the night, confined to bed.

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Ophelia, now in her mid 20’s, has never known love and what was once mere yearning turned to a self-loathing despair.

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By leveraging my virtuosity as a musician into a business empire, I’ve become a billionaire in my 20’s.

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The brilliant parents who gave birth to the deranged murderous children blamed each other for the existence of their corrupt progeny.

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He replied 5’6”.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Horrible indigestion kept me up all night farting all over my brand new air mattress.	1
Im so sick of looking at all these man-buns.	1
I didn’t laugh as she, in her own words, doted over me to ensure my utmost comfort.	1
The longest reigning women’s champ danced and drank the night away, celebrating her most recent title defense as thoroughly as she could.	1
Clearly, to be a two sentence horror mod you need neither taste nor smarts.	1
Ophelia would notice that more and more rats were peering through the window as she feasted through the night, confined to bed.	1
Ophelia, now in her mid 20’s, has never known love and what was once mere yearning turned to a self-loathing despair.	1
By leveraging my virtuosity as a musician into a business empire, I’ve become a billionaire in my 20’s.	1
The brilliant parents who gave birth to the deranged murderous children blamed each other for the existence of their corrupt progeny.	1
He replied 5’6”.	1