/u/Ok-Mastodon2016's posts
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] for as long as you can remember you've literally lived in two worlds, the world we know, and a world you only enter when you fall asleep, whenever you fall asleep there you wake up back here and vice-versa. but now your two worlds are finally colliding
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] You've gone into the abandoned haunted toy factory down the road from you, and then a giant monstrous plush comes toward you, preparing to kill you, and you just say "do you wanna make out?"
Mark as read: Add to a list
[SP] in the middle of Antarctica, explorers find a small mountain range in the exact shape of a fingerprint
Mark as read: Add to a list
[EU] "Clark I know you're excited to be a father, but that doesn't mean you get to skip out on League Business, I mean I payed for this space station and you're one of the few who can get up here on your own so you're coming no matter what"
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] "what's wrong with all these people!?" "They're not people, they're animals dressed in costumes" "oh... is that why they're making the bigger ones give them sugar?"
Mark as read: Add to a list
Mark as read: Add to a list
[WP] you're walking through an abandoned manor and end up getting chased by a 24ft ghost, he catches you and says "finally... I have found you... now" he reaches for something in his "cloak" and pulls out a beautiful ring "will you... marry me?"
Mark as read: Add to a list
Mark as read: Add to a list