/u/Ok-Mastodon2016's posts
[WP] "I am an alcoholic millionaire playboy on the verge of an arranged marriage to a wealthy single woman" "I am a young Iowa corn farmer with an Oscar winning wife and paranoid delusional tendencies" "and together, we fight illegal narcotics and crime lords in the mean streets of LA"
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[WP] in the world of The Undead, how well preserved your flesh is is a sign of your power and status. The Rich look better dead than they did alive, The Middle Class look like your average mummy and The Poor are doomed to rot until all that's left of them is bone
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[WP] After we terraform mars, we get a a message saying "greetings humans, we are the Yggdrasil federation" and we are naturally confused by the name, until we see spaceships made of a substance that looks like wood emitting a rainbow trail, we are the only species in the orion arm who can't use mag
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[EU] The Mechanicus are tasked with probing The Emperor's mind to find out where he came from, and what they find is most shocking, a vision of a Xenos spacecraft crashing into an agricultural section of ancient terra
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[WP] you're the gatekeeper of hell, making sure The Damned are meant to be here, and deciding their punishments. One day however, you see a man look incredibly defeated and depressed, as though he knew he would be here and accepts it, on his documents it says he was a... train conductor
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[WP] when you were in Middle School you had many ideas for a video game, but you abandoned the project as you got older. One day however, your game is announced
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[WP] after the apocalypse humanity slowly began to rebuild, the people of the wasteland that was once The United States find that Ohio was completely unscathed from the conflict, or so it would seem. Despite the Ohians friendly presentation, those visiting can feel that something very, VERY wrong
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[WP] one day every human on earth gets a letter from god or "the great landlord" and it says we've been evicted from the planet. we have a hundred years to pack up and leave or he'll destroy us.
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