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My blue eyed Siamese kitten meow's more accurately than any prophet ever forecast. Lately, he's been meowing how this December "A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall"

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Recently, my blue eyed cat meowed to me cultists need to stop shit talking cats or a hard rain's gonna fall. "What?" I asked. My cat just looked at me like, "yeah, you heard me." By their third life, I strongly suspect every cat is more wise than any prophet ever, no matter their religion.

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My blue eyed Siamese kitten meow's more accurately than any prophet ever forecast. Lately, he's been meowing how this December "A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall"	1
Recently, my blue eyed cat meowed to me cultists need to stop shit talking cats or a hard rain's gonna fall. "What?" I asked. My cat just looked at me like, "yeah, you heard me." By their third life, I strongly suspect every cat is more wise than any prophet ever, no matter their religion.	1