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The doctor gave me a thorough testicular cancer examination and then left the room.

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Everyone else was distracted by the huge iceberg that glided within inches of the ship.

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"The red luminescent mass on his nose is caused by a highly infectious and deadly strain of cordyceps fungus," the veternarian said.

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"I really screwed the pooch this time," I said as I shuffled in late to my son's piano recital.

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My four year old seemed to come down with the flu.

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I opened the tin of delicious European cookies.

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My wife and I decided that we did not want to have any children.

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My parents were so happy when my brother and his wife publicly announced that they were finally going to have a baby during Christmas dinner.

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My senile Aunt Gertrude served me the most disgusting tasting cup of Earl Grey tea today.

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I sobbed as I took my grandmother's hand.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The doctor gave me a thorough testicular cancer examination and then left the room.	1281	TwoSentenceHorror
Everyone else was distracted by the huge iceberg that glided within inches of the ship.	407	TwoSentenceHorror
"The red luminescent mass on his nose is caused by a highly infectious and deadly strain of cordyceps fungus," the veternarian said.	325	TwoSentenceHorror
"I really screwed the pooch this time," I said as I shuffled in late to my son's piano recital.	233	TwoSentenceHorror
My four year old seemed to come down with the flu.	164	TwoSentenceHorror
I opened the tin of delicious European cookies.	149	TwoSentenceSadness
My wife and I decided that we did not want to have any children.	80	TwoSentenceHorror
My parents were so happy when my brother and his wife publicly announced that they were finally going to have a baby during Christmas dinner.	64	TwoSentenceHorror
My senile Aunt Gertrude served me the most disgusting tasting cup of Earl Grey tea today.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
I sobbed as I took my grandmother's hand.	27	TwoSentenceHorror