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With bloody hands, I grinned as a shakily crossed off another item on the list of reasons why I shouldn’t kill myself.

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I smiled and laughed to my wife—“You look BEAUTIFUL!” NSFW

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“Hey, can I have a pepperoni pizza please? My address is—“

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Five-year-old me was confused when I saw my mother sobbing after I warmed up my baby sister.

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“If there’s one thing I learned from being in this wretched place, it’s that you should NEVER, EVER trust anyone.”

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"Please! I want to withdraw from the experiment!" I cried as I began to crumble from the days of mental abuse and torment I unknowingly volunteered for.

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“Climbing is hard, but I know I can do this!”

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Today, Earth received a message from space that was sent approximately 6000 years ago.

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I am the 35th president of the USA, and I was rolling down Dealey Plaza on a motorcade.

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Please read this carefully, I don’t have much time.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
With bloody hands, I grinned as a shakily crossed off another item on the list of reasons why I shouldn’t kill myself.	1134
I smiled and laughed to my wife—“You look BEAUTIFUL!” NSFW	109
“Hey, can I have a pepperoni pizza please? My address is—“	28
Five-year-old me was confused when I saw my mother sobbing after I warmed up my baby sister.	21
“If there’s one thing I learned from being in this wretched place, it’s that you should NEVER, EVER trust anyone.”	19
"Please! I want to withdraw from the experiment!" I cried as I began to crumble from the days of mental abuse and torment I unknowingly volunteered for.	15
“Climbing is hard, but I know I can do this!”	11
Today, Earth received a message from space that was sent approximately 6000 years ago.	9
I am the 35th president of the USA, and I was rolling down Dealey Plaza on a motorcade.	9
Please read this carefully, I don’t have much time.	9