/u/One-Angry-Goose's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Of all the scary stories of murders and monsters you see here...

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I went to scratch the top of my scalp.

110 upvotes

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No one feeds like Gaston, no one pleads like Gaston

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Mickburry’s Foster Home isn’t run terribly well, has a runaway about once a week.

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Everyone knows the head of a penis looks kinda like an eye. NSFW

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I was having such a fresh, peaceful dinner

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She really missed her boyfriend

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It was a miracle, everyone was coming back to life; corpses were regrowing, people were reuniting with their loved ones!

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After getting lost in Beckingham Palace, I began to hear the shuffling of bones and an unnatural wheeze

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Slowly, but surely, Sam the Sloth was crawling towards his owner’s feet

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Of all the scary stories of murders and monsters you see here...	836
I went to scratch the top of my scalp.	110
No one feeds like Gaston, no one pleads like Gaston	105
Mickburry’s Foster Home isn’t run terribly well, has a runaway about once a week.	49
Everyone knows the head of a penis looks kinda like an eye. NSFW	44
I was having such a fresh, peaceful dinner	37
She really missed her boyfriend	34
It was a miracle, everyone was coming back to life; corpses were regrowing, people were reuniting with their loved ones!	26
After getting lost in Beckingham Palace, I began to hear the shuffling of bones and an unnatural wheeze	25
Slowly, but surely, Sam the Sloth was crawling towards his owner’s feet	20