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"Damn these calls, don't they know it's my day off?" I shouted, turning off my phone.

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Always keep your end-of-life plans up to date.

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They grabbed me in the middle of the night, dragging me off to some secret bunker where they drugged me and tortured me.

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I just need enough faith, the size of a mustard seed, and then my prayers will be answered.

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I love these mornings, the whispered nothings, the tangled sheets after you and I have made sweet passions.

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Even after death, his screen glowed and flickered, testifying to how he died.

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I have to say, I am impressed by how low your quote is to build "the world's tallest building."

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It turns out the God of the Bible is real.

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Trust the machine, they said.

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They grabbed me in the middle of the night, dragging me off to some secret bunker where they drugged me and tortured me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Damn these calls, don't they know it's my day off?" I shouted, turning off my phone.	455
Always keep your end-of-life plans up to date.	29
They grabbed me in the middle of the night, dragging me off to some secret bunker where they drugged me and tortured me.	19
I just need enough faith, the size of a mustard seed, and then my prayers will be answered.	19
I love these mornings, the whispered nothings, the tangled sheets after you and I have made sweet passions.	13
Even after death, his screen glowed and flickered, testifying to how he died.	6
I have to say, I am impressed by how low your quote is to build "the world's tallest building."	4
It turns out the God of the Bible is real.	1
Trust the machine, they said.	1
They grabbed me in the middle of the night, dragging me off to some secret bunker where they drugged me and tortured me.	1