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For some odd reason I used to masturbate in the shower NSFW

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My blender broke yesterday.

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I once fucked a german girl

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I asked siri,”surely its going to rain today,” and she replied with, “there is an 80% chance of rain today, and don’t call me Shirley”

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I was cheating on my wife with her sister. NSFW

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I finally found my wifes G-Spot.

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A little girl walked in on her mom showering, pointed to her vagina hair, and asked, “When will I get that” The mom said, “When you are 12-14 sweetie, now I need to get ready for work, please leave”

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My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old

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I asked my daughter how old she would be on her birthday in February, and she happily held up 4 fingers.

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