/u/OpposingLunatic's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My mother said that when I die, I go to the white, shiny place called Heaven.

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After a nuclear war, the last remaining humans started to open their bunker.

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This machine can reverse time by five seconds just by pressing this button, look!

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"God will forgive you, don't worry about that!"

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For all my childhood, I've seen a horrible monster outside my window, looking straight into my eyes.

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My parents start screaming at me when I try to open our basement door.

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I love my big brother, he is so cool!

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I hated them for what they were saying, so I killed them all: every single human living.

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"This system is completely safe, in case it's not needed, we will shut it down".

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After listening to that classic story, where a man lies in his coffin for all eternity, unable to do or feel anything, I ordered that when I die, I should be cremated.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mother said that when I die, I go to the white, shiny place called Heaven.	12898
After a nuclear war, the last remaining humans started to open their bunker.	773
This machine can reverse time by five seconds just by pressing this button, look!	174
"God will forgive you, don't worry about that!"	103
For all my childhood, I've seen a horrible monster outside my window, looking straight into my eyes.	102
My parents start screaming at me when I try to open our basement door.	91
I love my big brother, he is so cool!	32
I hated them for what they were saying, so I killed them all: every single human living.	25
"This system is completely safe, in case it's not needed, we will shut it down".	20
After listening to that classic story, where a man lies in his coffin for all eternity, unable to do or feel anything, I ordered that when I die, I should be cremated.	16