/u/Orcathunder's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
I was pinned down by a homeless guy who spoke gibberish to me and said, “You have now been cursed with immortality!”
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I had installed motion detectors after my ex stabbed me, but getting them to work was a constant pain.
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I drank the beverage my coworker gave me, before he laughed uproariously and revealed that the drink had cyanide in it.
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[MAR23] TIL that constrictor snakes do not detect when their prey has stopped breathing, but rather when their heartbeat has stopped.
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I tore all the meat off of my bones in an act of desperation to get rid of the image of the terrible, slender, rotted monster that had been tormenting me for years.
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