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‘In memory of the 6 million murdered Jews of Europe,’ the sign read

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I never believed in love at first sight until today when I met a girl on a bridge near my house.

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‘You know how hard I worked for that coin; now get me a beer.’

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‘Graffiti!’ My father said. ‘We’ll need to get the sanding belt.’

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They say you die twice- first, when your heart stops, the next when someone says your name for the last time.

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The cage vibrated with the force of the electric current, sending the baby rhesus monkeys into a panic

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‘Of course, it is a wife’s duty to follow her husband wherever he may go,’ her mother-in-law whispered.

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‘Honey, I know you’ve had a long day, but did you remember to change the batteries in the smoke alarm?’

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Skating across the pond, she shouted out with joy to her father

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‘Lizzie, baby, they’ve got knifes and they’re herding us to the back of the plane; if speaking with you is the last thing I do, I’ll die a happy man’

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
‘In memory of the 6 million murdered Jews of Europe,’ the sign read	2273
I never believed in love at first sight until today when I met a girl on a bridge near my house.	1543
‘You know how hard I worked for that coin; now get me a beer.’	1293
‘Graffiti!’ My father said. ‘We’ll need to get the sanding belt.’	789
They say you die twice- first, when your heart stops, the next when someone says your name for the last time.	679
The cage vibrated with the force of the electric current, sending the baby rhesus monkeys into a panic	665
‘Of course, it is a wife’s duty to follow her husband wherever he may go,’ her mother-in-law whispered.	456
‘Honey, I know you’ve had a long day, but did you remember to change the batteries in the smoke alarm?’	373
Skating across the pond, she shouted out with joy to her father	344
‘Lizzie, baby, they’ve got knifes and they’re herding us to the back of the plane; if speaking with you is the last thing I do, I’ll die a happy man’	240