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[WP] The loneliest man in the universe lives right at the edge of existence, one day there’s a knock on his door

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[WP] “In a world without gold what do thieves do?” he asked, “steal silver...” I answered

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[WP] “please princess let this old knight save you one last time...”

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[WP] “wait, you need to come with me my friends need you, they need a hero!” “then be a hero..”

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[WP] Turns out Satan is married his wife, Mrs. Satan, is surprisingly enough a very nice and lovely woman

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[WP] “Hey Jesus buddy old pal! It’s me Death, listen I need you to do a solid for me, could you babysit Death Jr. for me today?”

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[WP] The world really is a computer simulation, you’re not one of the humans in the simulation and you’re not a program created by the simulation either, you’re a glitch

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[WP] “OK listen losers from now on for the sake of my convenience I’m gonna call all the man here “Dave” and all the women “Charlotte””

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[WP] Every time a new queen sits on the throne she must dance with the god of death or else he would destroy the kingdom, in reality the the god of death is simply lonely

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[WP] If you can’t raise your kids right, what kind of hero are you?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] The loneliest man in the universe lives right at the edge of existence, one day there’s a knock on his door	12
[WP] “In a world without gold what do thieves do?” he asked, “steal silver...” I answered	11
[WP] “please princess let this old knight save you one last time...”	11
[WP] “wait, you need to come with me my friends need you, they need a hero!” “then be a hero..”	11
[WP] Turns out Satan is married his wife, Mrs. Satan, is surprisingly enough a very nice and lovely woman	11
[WP] “Hey Jesus buddy old pal! It’s me Death, listen I need you to do a solid for me, could you babysit Death Jr. for me today?”	10
[WP] The world really is a computer simulation, you’re not one of the humans in the simulation and you’re not a program created by the simulation either, you’re a glitch	10
[WP] “OK listen losers from now on for the sake of my convenience I’m gonna call all the man here “Dave” and all the women “Charlotte””	10
[WP] Every time a new queen sits on the throne she must dance with the god of death or else he would destroy the kingdom, in reality the the god of death is simply lonely	10
[WP] If you can’t raise your kids right, what kind of hero are you?	10