/u/Orion-The-King's posts
[WP] Now all of you are probably wondering “Mr. Anderson how did you became such a rich and successful CEO when your company doesn’t really do anything?” well the answer is simple!
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[WP] Sir you are under arrest for committing the crime of falling in love, everything you say could be used against you in court, if you’re willing to give us any information about the person you fell in love with we might show leniency
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[WP] They were sitting on their throne, watching and guarding existence itself observing their creation, but suddenly a human voice interrupts their train of thought “Mr. and or Miss God you are under arrest!” yelld the human who appeared to be wearing a cop uniform
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[WP] When people say how lady luck is on their side or is smiling upon them it’s a figure of speech, for you it’s reality you’ve been happily married to lady luck for quite some time and you have two lovely kids
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[WP] you’re a professional chef and you teach other aspiring chefs how to be like you, what you didn’t expect is that one of your students is a horrific demon from the deepest pits of hell that somehow got a passion for cooking
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[WP] “FEAR ME, IV’E KILLED HUNDREDS OF HUMANS!” He shouted with his booming voice, “Fear me I’ve killed them all...” I replied
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[WP] “I just saw an alien cough up his own spinal cord and somehow this is not the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.......what is my life?”
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[WP] Just as the prophecy foretold the chosen one has defeated the dark Lord, but....the prophecy never said the chosen one is a hero
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[WP] "And sure as mountain breaks for skies A noble hero shall arise One chosen who, so bold and true With cloven hooves and brutal cries A beast so twisted and deformed The kingdom rests upon his horns We just can't say if we'll be slain Along his way to fame and glory...."
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