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[WP] Turns out Satan is married his wife, Mrs. Satan, is surprisingly enough a very nice and lovely woman
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[WP] “Hey Jesus buddy old pal! It’s me Death, listen I need you to do a solid for me, could you babysit Death Jr. for me today?”
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[WP] “OK listen losers from now on for the sake of my convenience I’m gonna call all the man here “Dave” and all the women “Charlotte””
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[WP] Every time a new queen sits on the throne she must dance with the god of death or else he would destroy the kingdom, in reality the the god of death is simply lonely
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[WP] The world really is a computer simulation, you’re not one of the humans in the simulation and you’re not a program created by the simulation either, you’re a glitch
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[WP] You know I thought becoming a super genius cyborg God would be the best thing ever....turns out I was wrong
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