/u/OrneryAutho's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I desperately jumped into the water as my daughter slipped out of my wife’s arm and fell into the cold dark sea

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On a dark stormy night in the woods, I managed to find a cottage which had scary portraits of people hanging on the wall but decided to spend the night there because I had no other choice

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I can see my girlfriend rotating in the middle of the tribe of islanders with inch-perfect motion

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Trapped in the school's locker at night, I was relieved to see the security and tried to call him.

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I am the first man to ever reach the mantle of the earth

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I thanked my teacher for taking me out in the rain with him after I explained that bullies took my umbrella after school.

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After suffering from pumpkin thefts every night for months, the farmer cleverly put up a fake sign ‘One of the pumpkins is injected with poison’ hoping it will finally scare off the the thief

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After suffering from pumpkin theft every night for months, the farmer cleverly put up a fake sign ‘one of the pumpkins is injected with poison’ hoping it would finally scare off the thief

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I threw the grenade as far as I possible could

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I sent the capsule with this interstellar creature in it back to earth

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I desperately jumped into the water as my daughter slipped out of my wife’s arm and fell into the cold dark sea	3482
On a dark stormy night in the woods, I managed to find a cottage which had scary portraits of people hanging on the wall but decided to spend the night there because I had no other choice	8
I can see my girlfriend rotating in the middle of the tribe of islanders with inch-perfect motion	4
Trapped in the school's locker at night, I was relieved to see the security and tried to call him.	4
I am the first man to ever reach the mantle of the earth	2
I thanked my teacher for taking me out in the rain with him after I explained that bullies took my umbrella after school.	1
After suffering from pumpkin thefts every night for months, the farmer cleverly put up a fake sign ‘One of the pumpkins is injected with poison’ hoping it will finally scare off the the thief	1
After suffering from pumpkin theft every night for months, the farmer cleverly put up a fake sign ‘one of the pumpkins is injected with poison’ hoping it would finally scare off the thief	1
I threw the grenade as far as I possible could	1
I sent the capsule with this interstellar creature in it back to earth	1