/u/OscarShark's posts
I was puzzled why Santa didn't eat the cookies and drink the milk that was on the table after finishing delivering our presents under the Christmas tree.
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"Look, I found a weird-looking lizard that makes cute little noises." Said my daughter as she is currently holding it
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After saving my fiance from that terrible car accident that nearly took her life, I found out that she is pregnant with another man's child and has been cheating on me for years while I was away serving in Afghanistan.
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We found the escape pod floating in the middle of the Pacific Ocean after we lost contact with the crew inside it a few hours ago.
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I couldn't tell if anything was real or not because I had been in the trench for god knows how long.
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