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They said my infant sister had absorbed her twin in the womb.

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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

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The glaring yellow eyes revealed by the ultrasound scanner, wasn't the worst part of my pregnancy.

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We first carbon dated the corpse to be about 800 years old, but next test showed about 600 years, then 400, then 200...

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Genetic analysis indicated that the newborn had absorbed his own sibling, causing him to have two sets of DNA, but it didn't seem to have had any adverse effects on him.

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Finally, we made an AI that could gain perfect understanding of the universe.

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Jumping out from the heavily damaged plane, I realised my parachute was malfunctioning, but that shouldn't matter.

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They say torture is a bad way to get information

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I was eagerly licking my lemon-flavoured ice cream, until my tongue met resistance.

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Gotta say, I'm really happy with the nose job.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They said my infant sister had absorbed her twin in the womb.	236
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."	225
The glaring yellow eyes revealed by the ultrasound scanner, wasn't the worst part of my pregnancy.	193
We first carbon dated the corpse to be about 800 years old, but next test showed about 600 years, then 400, then 200...	167
Genetic analysis indicated that the newborn had absorbed his own sibling, causing him to have two sets of DNA, but it didn't seem to have had any adverse effects on him.	161
Finally, we made an AI that could gain perfect understanding of the universe.	56
Jumping out from the heavily damaged plane, I realised my parachute was malfunctioning, but that shouldn't matter.	54
They say torture is a bad way to get information	54
I was eagerly licking my lemon-flavoured ice cream, until my tongue met resistance.	46
Gotta say, I'm really happy with the nose job.	41