/u/OskarTheRed's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"The claim that the people on this island are cannibals, is only a myth," said the only other survivor of the shipwreck.

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Nervous, I took a walk through my neighborhood to test my new mind-reading device for the first time, half expecting to discover that they're all aliens or something.

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When most of your food never enters your stomach, it's hard to get enough energy, and I already fear starvation.

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"That one looks like an angry duck, there's a dog on roller skates, and that one looks a bit like a dragon or Godzilla," my son said eagerly, pointing non-stop.

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They say you can tell if a wolf is a werewolf because they keep their human eyes.

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After a long investigation, they had to conclude that not only hadn't there been a murder, there hadn't even been a death.

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No one could believe it when the chess master beat the supercomputer's AI.

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I had killed the boy with the water pistol in self-defence, but that was hard to explain to the judge.

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[NOV23] I don't know what my family will think of my decision to wear a hijab, but I don't have much choice.

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There was of course no monster under my son's bed, nor in the closet, nor anywhere else in the bedroom.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"The claim that the people on this island are cannibals, is only a myth," said the only other survivor of the shipwreck.	1565
Nervous, I took a walk through my neighborhood to test my new mind-reading device for the first time, half expecting to discover that they're all aliens or something.	1513
When most of your food never enters your stomach, it's hard to get enough energy, and I already fear starvation.	1493
"That one looks like an angry duck, there's a dog on roller skates, and that one looks a bit like a dragon or Godzilla," my son said eagerly, pointing non-stop.	1445
They say you can tell if a wolf is a werewolf because they keep their human eyes.	1445
After a long investigation, they had to conclude that not only hadn't there been a murder, there hadn't even been a death.	1022
No one could believe it when the chess master beat the supercomputer's AI.	499
I had killed the boy with the water pistol in self-defence, but that was hard to explain to the judge.	461
[NOV23] I don't know what my family will think of my decision to wear a hijab, but I don't have much choice.	375
There was of course no monster under my son's bed, nor in the closet, nor anywhere else in the bedroom.	275