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[WP] You have a strange life. For one, you were born in 1760, and you can't die. The reason for this is both God and Satan have huge crushes on you, and are constantly fighting for your affection.

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[WP] You're going about your day, when suddenly, there's a bright flash of light. An old man appears, in eccentric clothing, and points a gun at your head. "I've finally found you," he says, "I kill you, and the Revolution won't succeed. Capitalism will have a chance once again."

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[WP] You are George Washington, and you have suddenly woken up in your coffin in 2019.

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[EU] "It's very simple," You patiently say to a confused Plankton, "Each item contains it's main ingredient in the name. Kelp Fries, Seaweed Salad, Coral Bits... Krabby Patty."

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[WP] "Activate the flesh!" He says, and his henchman pulls a lever as you watch on helplessly. There's nothing you can do now.

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[WP] It's been 200 years since something interesting has occurred. It's been peaceful. No corruption, no wars, nothing changing, people just living their lives. One day, however, you wake up to find a popup on your computer: "Error! Something happened! Panic!"

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[WP] You found an ancient lamp. After rubbing it, a genie pops out! "You freed me!" it says, "Now you get to grant me three wishes!" Wait, what?

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[WP] "Dat Boi?" You say, pleasantly surprised, "I haven't heard that name in a long time..."

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[EU] Sheldon Cooper is digging through his closet, when he finds an old fob watch with strange markings on the back, and a photograph of a strange blue police box.

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[SP] Turns out, the Grim Reaper is actually a goose.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You have a strange life. For one, you were born in 1760, and you can't die. The reason for this is both God and Satan have huge crushes on you, and are constantly fighting for your affection.	14
[WP] You're going about your day, when suddenly, there's a bright flash of light. An old man appears, in eccentric clothing, and points a gun at your head. "I've finally found you," he says, "I kill you, and the Revolution won't succeed. Capitalism will have a chance once again."	13
[WP] You are George Washington, and you have suddenly woken up in your coffin in 2019.	11
[EU] "It's very simple," You patiently say to a confused Plankton, "Each item contains it's main ingredient in the name. Kelp Fries, Seaweed Salad, Coral Bits... Krabby Patty."	9
[WP] "Activate the flesh!" He says, and his henchman pulls a lever as you watch on helplessly. There's nothing you can do now.	9
[WP] It's been 200 years since something interesting has occurred. It's been peaceful. No corruption, no wars, nothing changing, people just living their lives. One day, however, you wake up to find a popup on your computer: "Error! Something happened! Panic!"	9
[WP] You found an ancient lamp. After rubbing it, a genie pops out! "You freed me!" it says, "Now you get to grant me three wishes!" Wait, what?	9
[WP] "Dat Boi?" You say, pleasantly surprised, "I haven't heard that name in a long time..."	8
[EU] Sheldon Cooper is digging through his closet, when he finds an old fob watch with strange markings on the back, and a photograph of a strange blue police box.	7
[SP] Turns out, the Grim Reaper is actually a goose.	7