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calvin and hobbes minus calvin and hobbes - part 9 (new character time... sounds like she's on the phone while driving 😡)
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[WP] Every day, you send a message to your dead friend's account. It's become a diary of sorts to you, a way to help you feel better, even though you know you won't get a response. One day, however, you do.
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[WP] turns out, misinformation during our time became such a problem that, in the far, far future, historians have to dig through thousands of centuries-old articles on the internet, fake and real, to decipher what actually happened and what was simply made up for clicks in the distant past.
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[WP] Legends tell of the Human, an ancient being with intelligence greater than anyone in recorded history's. It's only a myth, right? Well, the Human is real. It has recently decided to come out of it's hiding with a warning: there are other Humans out there, beyond the stars. And they are coming.
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[WP] you're on your computer, when suddenly, your virus protection program gives you a popup. the only message is "you're in danger".
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[WP] You are a superhero, and have just defeated a supervillain. You boast to him about how, in prison, he will no longer be able to destroy the world. Confused, he tells you that he was told you were trying to destroy the world.
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[WP] As you enter the Courtroom, a booming voice echoes from above: "Your crimes are known. The Frog Council sits in judgement."
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[WP] You have a strange life. For one, you were born in 1760, and you can't die. The reason for this is both God and Satan have huge crushes on you, and are constantly fighting for your affection.
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[WP] You're going about your day, when suddenly, there's a bright flash of light. An old man appears, in eccentric clothing, and points a gun at your head. "I've finally found you," he says, "I kill you, and the Revolution won't succeed. Capitalism will have a chance once again."
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