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[WP] All your life, you've had a strange gemstone, that you've never paid much attention to. One day, however, you suddenly notice that the gemstone has been whispering.
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[WP] Magicians have to say the name of the spell they're casting out loud, else the spell would be significantly weaker. You've always wanted to be a magician, but there's one major roadblock: you're mute.
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[WP] The impossible has happened. The perfect toothpaste has come out, recommended by 10/10 dentists.
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[WP] a 1700s colonist, originally heading for the recently named 'Americas', somehow (through weird timey-wimey stuff) ends up billions of years in the future on New Earth, and learns about the death of the Old Earth.
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[WP] You're a tourist in Rome, going about your day. All of a sudden, there's screams, and a UFO lands in the street. Three aliens crawl out of the hatch, and one of them, supposedly the leader, shouts out: "Veri sumus imperio romano heredes!" while the two others draw their weapons.
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[WP] You are Jim. You have quite a boring life. You go to work, pay your taxes, watch television, the likes. You're average. That all changes when your co-worker passes you a note: "The revolution is tomorrow!"
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[WP] A common rule among Genies is that you may not wish for more wishes. However, thinking you found a loophole, you instead wish that you had the Genie's power. The genie laughs in your face and blatantly says, "No, you don't," and for the first time, you notice the immense pain in their eyes.
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[WP] An alien hears that the human body can survive up to 3 weeks without food; unfortunately, they misunderstand it as "feed your pet human once every 3 weeks".
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